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Major Tom takes a look at BATMAN BEYOND: RETURN OF THE JOKER!!!!

Hey folks, Harry here with a look at the finished product of one of my most highly anticipated films coming this year. BATMAN BEYOND: RETURN OF THE JOKER. I know... to some of you this is just a straight to video ripped from Saturday Morning Animation project... but if you think that... YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT! Yeah, I know... I don't make friends that way, but seriously.... This film... based upon having read the script.... is going to kick some major ass. I am DYING to see the final film... and from the sound of it... this isn't 'made for tv'.... hehehehe... I CAN'T WAIT!!!

Hey Harry,

The promotional screening tapes for the animated film "Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker," due out October 24, are now making the rounds. Having just watched the film, let me just say that Warner Bros. made a rare wise choice when they tapped Paul Dini to script the live-action Batman Beyond movie. "Return of the Joker" just plain rocks.

The animation quality falls somewhere between the weekly series and the best anime, with the fight sequences being particularly well-designed and exciting. The new Joker is creepier, more menacing than in the previous series, and Mark Hamill's Joker-voice is slightly deeper to reflect this change. All of the voice-acting is solid, including Will Friedle as Batman, Kevin Conway as Bruce Wayne, and Henry Rollins (!) as a member of Joker's gang.

As for the plot: I'm not going to be the one who spoils the shocking (and I mean SHOCKING) revelation of what happened to the Joker, Harley Quinn and the original Bat team in a flashback sequence that's definitely the most memorable scene of the film. It's not what I expected, I'll tell ya that! Suffice to say, it wouldn't have gotten past Saturday Morning TV censors! And the way the Joker is brought back is inventive and heart-wrenching at the same time.

Paul Dini's writing is superb. The characters are better developed, the dialogue more believable and situations more dramatic and affecting than anything Joel Schumacher or (dare I say it?) Tim Burton brought to the live-action series.

I HIGHLY recommend this film to anyone who has become disenchanted with Batman or isn't sold on the "new, hip" Batman Beyond.

"Return of the Joker" is a reminder of how cool Batman can be in the right hands.

- Major Tom

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Craaaaaap....
by Scott Ridley
Sep 13th, 2000
06:33:41 AM
beyond.....
by mrsnow
Sep 13th, 2000
06:38:27 AM
Gonna be great
by Achilles
Sep 13th, 2000
06:58:17 AM
Buy a clue, Scott Ridley...
by DarqueGuy
Sep 13th, 2000
07:13:44 AM
a message:
by mrsnow
Sep 13th, 2000
07:45:28 AM
Hi Harry!!
by Mr Skitzo
Sep 13th, 2000
08:24:16 AM
DarqueGuy..
by Scott Ridley
Sep 13th, 2000
08:50:15 AM
Sorry Ridley, you must have had a brain tumor for breakfast! ;^)
by vondoom
Sep 13th, 2000
09:02:14 AM
Series
by gryphon
Sep 13th, 2000
09:35:46 AM
mo-mo ?
by Scott Ridley
Sep 13th, 2000
09:45:55 AM
Possible Spoilers
by Moose
Sep 13th, 2000
09:58:20 AM
Henry Rollins is everywhere
by Mickey Finn
Sep 13th, 2000
10:24:42 AM
This should be great...
by Phantom Cruiser
Sep 13th, 2000
10:25:44 AM
I love this cartoon
by Marvin Nash
Sep 13th, 2000
11:07:29 AM
BATMAN 5
by sectors2
Sep 13th, 2000
11:40:14 AM
Agree....and disagree
by silentjay
Sep 13th, 2000
11:41:55 AM
BATMAN BEYOND
by Batman_9
Sep 13th, 2000
11:57:48 AM
Are you sure El Cosmico didn't write this?
by George_Liquor
Sep 13th, 2000
12:00:19 PM
Using the Joker to sell Batman Beyond...
by superninja
Sep 13th, 2000
12:06:47 PM
ok..
by X-Girls
Sep 13th, 2000
12:13:49 PM
Eternal
by superninja
Sep 13th, 2000
12:14:03 PM
I guess for some people The Dark Knight is the END ALL and BE AL
by superninja
Sep 13th, 2000
12:16:39 PM
Spoil me!
by JimJim Binks
Sep 13th, 2000
12:30:38 PM
SubZero
by ThereIsNoSpoon
Sep 13th, 2000
12:44:09 PM
Subzero!
by TheKraken
Sep 13th, 2000
01:18:54 PM
Yes, Batman Beyond's the best Saturday morning cartoon.
by Goody2shoes
Sep 13th, 2000
01:41:51 PM
Beyond Batman Beyond
by Kentucky Colonel
Sep 13th, 2000
01:44:49 PM
not a cartoon, but an experience
by Lev_Harris
Sep 13th, 2000
03:21:34 PM
SubZero
by Palhaco
Sep 13th, 2000
03:23:27 PM
Comics vs. Cartoons
by The Killer-Goat
Sep 13th, 2000
03:40:35 PM

by Vicious
Sep 13th, 2000
04:46:13 PM
Listen here All Naysaying Morons....
by Vicious
Sep 13th, 2000
04:56:42 PM
New trends, new ideas
by RobinP
Sep 13th, 2000
05:15:29 PM
The Fleisher cartoons for style, but not story.
by superninja
Sep 13th, 2000
05:56:01 PM
The first season of Gargoyles is pretty untouchable as well.
by superninja
Sep 13th, 2000
05:58:15 PM
One of the most chilling cartoon episodes I've ever seen was
by superninja
Sep 13th, 2000
06:12:44 PM
I'm one of the biggest fans of the animated Batman, but I though
by Dave_F
Sep 13th, 2000
08:33:58 PM
Sub-Zero!
by Miracleman
Sep 13th, 2000
08:57:27 PM
Superninja
by Dave_F
Sep 13th, 2000
09:21:15 PM
Crossing off the days on the calendar
by Wrack_00
Sep 13th, 2000
10:01:05 PM
Joker
by philip_jp
Sep 13th, 2000
10:21:42 PM
Roger Ebert's Overlooked filmfest...
by Dlhstar
Sep 14th, 2000
12:13:40 AM
Fleischer Super rocks HARD !!! BTW HELP !
by RobinP
Sep 14th, 2000
01:29:24 AM
Batman Beyond is gonna huge just make my words!!!!!
by The Founder
Sep 14th, 2000
01:32:49 AM
MGTHEDJ RETURNS (always wanted to say that)
by MGTHEDJ
Sep 14th, 2000
09:46:17 AM
Yes, but will BatMite make an appearence?
by diverdan
Sep 14th, 2000
11:44:46 AM
Hope they don't kill off . . .
by Drath
Sep 14th, 2000
03:20:00 PM
Batman, Batman Beyond, Superman: To hades with any who oppose th
by XTheCrovvX
Sep 14th, 2000
04:15:42 PM
Scott Ridley, you ass...
by Coopcooper
Sep 14th, 2000
05:50:37 PM
baff baff
by baff
Sep 14th, 2000
11:14:14 PM
Return of the Joker
by Darth Grego
Oct 6th, 2000
12:48:54 PM
SubZero was really lame.
by SDG
Oct 6th, 2000
02:06:44 PM

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