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An Unnamed Fall Film from an Unnamed Novella

Everyone takes their places in the living room. Elijah sits down on the floor. What a real kid. Then the film starts, everyone is automatically hit by the beautiful music that was created by the editor. Stunning work, mesmerizing. The film progresses and after about 5 minutes Annette's loins pulled her into the house, only to discover the cool film, so you uses the facilities and then fetches Tom to join us. The room is now FULL. There is not much room in my house, but what there was, was completely full.

This unnamed film was quite disturbing to everyone in the room. During one sequence of cat torture, Laura turned away from the screen, meanwhile everyone else watching was twitching and shaking. However, the film kept everyone very hooked to the screen. It was powerful filmmaking about some of the most disturbing material around.

The lead adult actor reminded everyone of a similar character in RICHARD III that Ian McKellen played. This actor was so commanding, so riveting that not one eye blinked while he was upon the screen. This film scared people, disturbed them and ultimately it made Elijah and Josh a bit anxious about the lead kid role, that both of them wish they had.

During the course of this unnamed film, Johnny Wad arrived and went to the backyard. Dannie and Lobo (her boyfriend, sorry Linder) head back to her room. I believe Dannie stepped on Elijah. After the film, we all head to the smell of brisket and sausage. Ahhhh fooooooooooood. One thing I love about these parties, is that I can reward myself for being a good boy and staying to my diet. So today, I'm diet free, but tomorrow it's back to carrots and lettuce and vitamins.

As we move to the backyard everyone is talking about things that could have been done differently with the lead kid role (around 16-17). Elijah talking about what he would have done, Josh talking about what he would have done, what Laura thought could have been done, and ultimately all lamenting the fact that they won't get a chance.

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